His name is Erving Goffman
He is pissed at me right now
Because I cleaned all his poop and wiped the algae from his tank
And gave him clean treated water to swim in
While he was temporarily trapped in a clean modified juice bottle
So naturally he's pissed
And wont play with me
(I pretend to poke him through the glass and he swims away then comes back, usually while I wash dishes and cook)
He's not on the lease
So I have the right to kick him out whenever I want
To sum it all up my 6 dollar fish is a jerk, and the 15 day warranty doesn't cover a defective goldfish personality.
2 comments:
Six bucks? They were GIVING them away as prizes at the school Halloween carnival. You should have seen the kids in line buying goldfish food at the dollar store! Well nice to know you are making friends. Love, Mimi
rest in piece, Erving
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